17 Valentine’s Day Science Puns to Make You Question, ‘Watt is Love?’

Are you ready to experiment with some new puns? Maybe your old scientific puns are a little basic, and aren’t getting any reactions … Our hypothesis? You’ll definitely find these puns humerus 🍖.

  1. Are you a chaged atom? Because I’ve got my ion you.
  2. Do you have 11 protons? Cause your Sodium fine.
  3. Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
  4. Neil deGrasse Tyson - This is not the time or the space
  5. If I was a DNA helicase, I could unzip your genes.
  6. Are you my appendix, because I have a gut feeling I should take you out.
  7. Let’s find your ex and Barium.
  8. You’re so cultured, you’re really growing on me.
  9. You must be a compound of beryllium and barium … because your a total BaBe.
  10. I will alloys love you.
  11. You must be an exothermic reaction, because you make me hot.
  12. You’re FINe like Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon.
  13. Sorry, this never happens!
    “Sorry, this never happens!”
  14. I miss you when you Argon.
  15. Does your body consist of Oxygen and Neon … because you are the ONe.
  16. You must be made of copper and tellurium … because your CuTe.
  17. You bring out the paleontologist in me, because I really dig you.
  18. The frequency that I think about you Hertz me.
  19. Are you full of Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium? Because you are BeAuTiful!
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