15 Valentine’s Day Math Puns By and For Your High School Math Teacher

I love you

Are you ready to make your pun game go on an upward slope? (No, not on your TI-83) Cardigan has the perfect solution. Use these puns to make your math whiz swoon.

  1. If we multiplied, you would have to carry the one …
  2. If I were sin2(x) and you were cos2(x), together we’d be 1 …
  3. Will you replace my eX without asking Y?
  4. The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant.
  5. I’m not an algebra expert, but you over me equals 69.
  6. Señor Chang
  7. Lets make love like π … irrational and never ending …
  8. Good news, if you round up, you’re a 10.
  9. Are you a math teacher’s textbook? Because you have the answer to all my problems.
  10. The only number I care about is yours.
  11. I’d like to be your math tutor for the night. Add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply.
  12. I don’t know if this is the right angle, but you’re quite acute-y
  13. I less than three you … (i <3 you)
  14. Zach Galifianakis Math GIF
  15. You’re as sweet as 3.14.
  16. You make my binomials expand.
  17. Our love is like dividing by zero … you cannot define it
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